Saturday, March 26, 2011

Bieber Fever.

So I've had a busy but awesome day (festival of colors and jazz game) so this is getting posted a little bit later than normal.  But it deserves to be seen by everyone.  Beiber Fever has hit a startling new high.

Psyche! It was totally a video of someone throwing something at his head and shown from 3 different angles!  Might just be my new favorite video that doesn't explain the virtues of a certain day of the week.  Thats what he gets for breaking the rules all the time...and loving pizza so much.  If I knew who it was that threw that bottle, they would immediately be put on my wall of heroes.

Friday, March 25, 2011


To break my blogging drought I thought I would commemorate today by posting the absolute worst best song I have ever heard in my life.  Some people might have already seen it (like 47 million people actually) but I don't care.  It's Friday, and I gotta get down on Friday.

Fun, fun, think about know what it is!  You sure do Rebecca.  This is a pretty accurate representation of my life when I was 13 years old.  My friends kicking in the front seat, also some friends sitting in the back seat, and I don't even know what seat to take.  And now thanks to Rebecca, I know what day tomorrow is.  And I know that Sunday comes after that.  This song may or may not become my new alarm in the morning, ending the long run of "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap.  But for now I have to go and start partyin', yartyin' yeah.  Because its friday.  And I gotta get down.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Women Love This.

This advice is worth it's weight in gold, trust me!

Time to stop wearing clothes and change my name to Chesney!

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Wall of Heroes.

Time for a little insight into my soul.  I have decided to compile a list of people that inspire.  A list of people that I wish I could be more like.  My hall of fame, my "Wall of Heroes".

Jack LaLanne
I don't care what anyone says, the power of juicing is real.  Anyone that is capable of pulling a rowboat with their teeth while swimming in handcuffs has earned a permanent spot on my Wall of Heroes.  Rest in peace my old friend.

My Dad
No my Dad isn't Nolan Ryan.  But he did have a legendary pitching career for the Malad Mighty Dragons in High School.  He would have pitched for BYU too, but he was too busy wooing my Mom...or something like that.  Other reasons why my Dad is on my Wall of Heroes:  He's crazy good at trivial pursuit, he's hit several holes in one throughout his golf career, and not once in my entire 26 years of life can I remember him ever raising his voice to my Mom.  

Thomas S. Monson
Prophet and President of the LDS Church.  If he told me to jump off a bridge I would do it with a running head start.  Nuff said.

Frank Dux
If I can believe everything I learned about Frank Dux from the movie Bloodsport (which I do), he can punch the top of a pile of bricks while only breaking the bottom one.  Nuff said again.

Jimmer Fredette
Probably the best basketball player...ever.  He broke BYU's career scoring record last night while hanging 52 points on the only team to beat him twice this year.  I've seen him play live around 30 times.  This one time the entire BYU basketball team was walking along a beach.  They looked back and saw only one set of footprints.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Old Spice.

So little did I know until yesterday that the 'old spice guy' made about 30 videos in response to peoples tweets.  They are ALL hilarious.  This is one of my favorites:

I too like to think my blog is the mighty Everest, sitting on top of a skyscraper, and that skyscraper would be sitting on top of one of those rolling library ladders used to reach really, really high shelves.  And atop that wildly high ladder mountain would be the mightiest of falcons, wearing an oxygen mask and flying at an impossibly high altitude.  And this falcon would represent the hilarious and witty videos and posts that I share with everyone.  And on that falcons head would be a top hat, because top hats are for gentlemen.  Gentlemen like me.