My brother brought this to my attention about a week ago. This guy has posted online his sure fire way to find the girl (or guy if you are a girl) of your dreams. Some might say this method is hokey, but I say its genius. Pure falcon genius.
HOW TO MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS (FOOLPROOF)
If I have learned one thing about girls in my 26 years of not being married to one, its that girls love falcons. There is no better way to impress a girl than by pretending to have raised one and then pretending to have lost it. Plus theres that huge bonus of maybe finding yourself a free falcon. I'll do pretty much anything for a free shirt, much a less a free falcon. Win, win, win.