Q: Who are you?
A: I'm Robbie. I speak two languages and enjoy eating food. It takes me roughly 4 hours to run a marathon and I can bench press about 185 pounds. My friends call me Robbie.
Q: Why a blog?
A: Because sometimes I get bored and try to find entertaining stuff on the interwebs. I would like to share this with the world...because I care.
Q: Why am I here?
A: Most likely because you know me and felt guilted into checking out my dumb blog.
Q: If there was one person in the whole world that you wouldn't accept free candy from, who would it be?
A: Robin Williams
Q: Do people really ask you that frequently enough to list it on here?
A: Yes. Robin Williams is disgusting.